Extra-Cheese
Ok, this is open to everyone...and I expect to see some response.
I am going to pose a question that I am sure has been asked before, but I haven't seen/read it before, so I think this is a fair question. Let me first start by saying that, this blog post has been in my head for a long time. I just forget to post it, but, everytime I visit Lufkin - I remember, and you'll see why. So here we go:
"What's the cheesiest church sign you've read before?"
Ok, that's simple. Surely you've seen or read a sign that simply just made you cringe at the utter thought of it's cheesiness (yeah, that's a word). Here's the one I have at the moment:
"Be an organ donor, give your heart to Christ"
We're going to Tyler tomorrow, so I may have to update that...but there it is none the less. Alright, now it's your turn...answer me!
9 Comments:
"If you don't come to God's house...Why should He come to yours?"
Livingston, TX
"Don't worry, Moses was a basketcase too"
Nacogdoches, TX
"God answers Knee-mail"
Nacogdoches, TX
We have cheesy church signs here, too. Just not near as many as East Texas. This is the best I've seen since we moved.
"God gits r done"
- Mt. Zion United Methodist, Reisterstown, MD
"Son exposure prevents burning"
Nacogdoches, TX...actually just out of town, probably the same place as Paul's.
A few of my personal favorites:
"God's last name is not dammit!"
"Pobody is Nerfect"
“The dyslexic atheist believes there is no Dog.”
"We catch em' He cleans em'"
Siloam Springs, AR
"The best vitamin for a Christian to take is B1" I think I was with Jason and Lance and we all read it as "bi".
Lufkin, TX
put up a new blog!!
That's hilarious!!
I have seen some pretty bad ones....but I can't remember any right now. I'll be watching!! lol
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